And the randy Aussie cricket ace had model pals Emma Kearney and Coralie Eichholtz in a spin as he topped their wonderful figures again and again in a memorable innings at Emma's flat last Thursday.
Shameless Shane, 36, even got his two wicked maidens to play with a giant inflatable middle stump as he showed just why his marriage to long-suffering wife Simone has been reduced to Ashes.
And despite his wild night, he still had the energy to take seven wickets for 99 runs, his best performance yet for Hampshire, in a match just hours later.
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Last night MTV presenter Coralie, 25—who was spotted canoodling with Robbie Williams at a London hotel just over a week ago—told us: "Shane blew our minds. He was so fit. I'd give him top marks for more than satisfying us.
"He was talking dirty all the time. It was full on, hardcore and we had a great time. In the trouser department he was above average."
Emma, also 25, added: "Shane's a stallion and very willing to experiment. He loved playing around with the inflatable and was up for anything." Sex-mad Shane—who is facing a £4 million divorce battle with Simone—set up the steamy three-in-a-bed session by bowling a series of saucy texts at Coralie. "I've known him for years but nothing happened before because I knew he was married," says the New-Zealand born brunette. "But since his split he's been texting like mad. He even sent me one during a match."
In one text the dad-of-three told how even Simone was fed up with his sexual demands: "That's why I got divorced. She said that I was killing her...I m********* twice a day... the last year its been out of control.I got it so bad need action baby..."
When Coralie said she wrote a sex addiction column in a lads' mag, Shane texted: "How horny... I am like a dog on heat..."
And in another he panted: "Please please please massive wet passionate kiss to you xxxxx" before adding two minutes later: "Yummy just the way my tongue likes it... I mean Uummmm... Xxx
The threesome date was set for Thursday. Shane raced from Southampton up to Emma's posh flat in Knightsbridge, West London, at the end of the day's play against Middlesex, clutching two bottles of Dom Perignon and a half bottle of vodka. First he whooped and cheered as Emma—who appeared as Kylie Minogue's double in the film Street Fighter—did a striptease. Then he watched pal Coralie get her kit off. Soon all three were kissing, fondling and playing with the giant inflatable.
Warne hit the boundary first with Emma. She says: "He made love the way I like a man to. He was a bit rough, he bit me a couple of times and was firm and manly."
The amazing pictures show him trying a variety of positions with Emma, while Coralie watches and then joins in. Coralie says: "Shane's highly sexed. When I told him he was a great s*** he said, ‘Seriously, I love *******. I can't get enough.' I think he's even seen a therapist about it."
Early next morning the bowler left the girls to grab some sleep before the game. But he asked them for more LB double-phew at the weekend.
After the ten-wicket win over Middlesex, Shane claimed he was suffering. He said in an interview: "If I'm honest, I'm tired out."
Today we all know why—and it's got nothing to do with cricket.
